Dear Sir or Madam,
I'm so glad that you find One Day by David Nicholls / The Pilot's Wife by Anita Shreve / Insert Other Generic Bestseller Here by Generic Bestselling Author so engrossing that you can't possibly stop reading it for justonesecond to look where you're walking in the crowded tunnel and platform, thus slowing down and getting in the way of a throng of morning commuters, especially on your way up to the escalators and on the stairs. You might want to be careful that you don't just accidentally One Day-your way off the platform and onto the track. Because that would be pretty bad. And really delay my journey.
Thanks.
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